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Welcome To My Website!

(<marquee> and <blink> on the same webpage!!? What is this, a crossover episode?)

About Me

I'm a software developer living in Montr�al, Qu�bec. I have a Bachelor of Science (Combined Honours Mathematics & Computer Science) from the University of British Columbia. I'm interested in programming language theory and compilers. I can be found on GitHub as CoffeeTableEspresso, if you'd like to see any of my work.

About This Site

I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing.
— Dave Portnoy

I made this website with raw HTML and CSS as a protest against some of the bloated websites we see online today. I tried to make it look vaguely like the standard Ubuntu terminal. I used the C Preprocessor to template this site, in order to make sure no-one ever hires me for a webdev role. (Linkedin version: I used an HtML teMpLAtinG tOoL tO cReAtE a sTaTic WeBsITe.) Also, yes, those are the forbidden <marquee> and <blink> tags at the top of the page. The <marquee> tag is merely deprecated, but I had to animate the <blink> tag with CSS myself, since modern web browsers have plunged us into a <blink>-less dark age.

Stuff I Like

Projects

I work on many projects, but my main focus currently is YASL, a small embeddable scripting language I've built from scratch in pure C99.

I've also managed to compile the YASL interpreter to WASM. The interpreter can be found online here, if you'd like to try YASL without downloading anything.

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